Text 24 Jul 32,846 notes

hate:

is it bad that i secretly want to be hit by a car all the time

Text 24 Jul 601,371 notes

chuabaka:

textpostsandcats:

being a pizza delivery driver is great because literally no one is disappointed to see you

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Video 24 Jul 40,415 notes

tomriddl:

Harry Potter’s character development. (x)

Video 24 Jul 181,738 notes

tittily:

sweet-bitsy:

griefseed:

he does nt even know

Know what

the economic state of america

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Photo 24 Jul 6,589 notes zeeewa:

deaf iranian girl who wears rather large, beautiful rings to punch the people who disrespect her

zeeewa:

deaf iranian girl who wears rather large, beautiful rings to punch the people who disrespect her

Text 24 Jul 264,794 notes

hvngers:

"i shouldn’t eat this" I say as I shove it into my mouth

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Text 24 Jul 699,612 notes

vixio:

why is underwear so expensive like wtf its a sheet of fabric that covers ur dinky doo 

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bemusedlybespectacled:

peachmagic:

ok but imagine harry giving teddy his invisibility cloak right before he leaves for hogwarts and telling him all about the mischief their dad’s used to get up to with it. teddy asking why he didn’t save it for james or albus or lily and harry just saying “well you’re the oldest it’s only fair” and for a second teddy forgets that he’s “just a godson” and really feels like a part of the weasley-potter family.

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Photo 24 Jul 88,841 notes lesyeuxdelours:

littlelimpstiff14u2:

Antarctica from space

No fucking way. Fuck that shit. 

lesyeuxdelours:

littlelimpstiff14u2:

Antarctica from space

No fucking way. Fuck that shit. 

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Text 24 Jul 437 notes

intelligentairhead:

Okay but Teddy Lupin performing a one-man show of all the shit that happened to his godfather in school

take a moment and picture this kid switching from red hair to blond to mock himself for being a Weasley three seconds before he changes to Harry to tell himself to stuff it

Imagine the wonder that is the Teddy Lupin one man theatre club

Text 24 Jul 26,992 notes

beesmygod:

its so weird that one of the few things that completely and entirely unites an entire generation of jaded adults is an encyclopedic knowledge of spongebob quotes

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Photo 24 Jul 4,065 notes thedreamingdemon:

yes yes yes

thedreamingdemon:

yes yes yes

Text 24 Jul 293,553 notes

amazign:

one time i was trying to dirty talk with my ex boyfriend and i started saying ‘i’ve been a very bad girl’ and he said ‘why what have you done?’ and i didnt know what to say next so i just said ‘i’ve burnt down a house’

Text 24 Jul 92,476 notes

joshpeck:

alright, put the money in the bag….

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PUT IT IN

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umm, you’re facing the wrong way, sir

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oh hahahahahaha

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ALRIGHT, GIVE ME THE MONEY

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Video 24 Jul 525 notes

c o n c e a l
; don’t feel

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