Photo 24 Apr 125,352 notes howinternet:

toastdurr:

 
http://flappy2048.com/

God is dead and we killed him.

howinternet:

toastdurr:

 

http://flappy2048.com/

God is dead and we killed him.

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lastoneout:

annabethchasy:

roryamy:

lets play “which download link is the real one”

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FUN FACT real download links won’t move if you drag them along with your mouse so if it does drag it’s an ad!!

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bumhol:

I want to be kissed and also be at target right now

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emilymarie38:

shiny-things-i-found:

dreamrunnercarnival:

bamboozled-panda:

MOTHERFUCKER

are you satan

GET IT THE FUCK AWAY

this is beautiful

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Video 24 Apr 3,175 notes

ben-hiddle-batch:

tonnaree:

thedoctorsjawn:

Benedict Cumberbatch in Fortysomething Episode 1|2|3|4|5|6

Bow before the BabyBatch

Aka 29 year old Benedict

Photo 24 Apr 94,559 notes alliartist:

I have wanted to make an animated illustration since, about, a million years ago. 
Hey, wow, this is my 7,777th post.
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Done in Manga Studio 5 & Photoshop CS3
Took so many hours. 

alliartist:

I have wanted to make an animated illustration since, about, a million years ago. 

Hey, wow, this is my 7,777th post.

Done in Manga Studio 5 & Photoshop CS3

Took so many hours. 

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Photo 24 Apr 42,731 notes xekstrin:


A new religious statue in the town of Davidson, N.C., is unlike anything you might see in church.
The statue depicts Jesus as a vagrant sleeping on a park bench. St. Alban’s Episcopal Church installed the homeless Jesus statue on its property in the middle of an upscale neighborhood filled with well-kept townhomes.
Jesus is huddled under a blanket with his face and hands obscured; only the crucifixion wounds on his uncovered feet give him away.
The reaction was immediate. Some loved it; some didn’t.
"One woman from the neighborhood actually called police the first time she drove by," says David Boraks, editor of DavidsonNews.net. "She thought it was an actual homeless person."
That’s right. Somebody called the cops on Jesus.

And the King shall answer and say unto them, Verily I say unto you, Since you have done it unto one of the least of these my brethren, you have done it unto me.

xekstrin:

A new religious statue in the town of Davidson, N.C., is unlike anything you might see in church.

The statue depicts Jesus as a vagrant sleeping on a park bench. St. Alban’s Episcopal Church installed the homeless Jesus statue on its property in the middle of an upscale neighborhood filled with well-kept townhomes.

Jesus is huddled under a blanket with his face and hands obscured; only the crucifixion wounds on his uncovered feet give him away.

The reaction was immediate. Some loved it; some didn’t.

"One woman from the neighborhood actually called police the first time she drove by," says David Boraks, editor of DavidsonNews.net. "She thought it was an actual homeless person."

That’s right. Somebody called the cops on Jesus.

And the King shall answer and say unto them, Verily I say unto you, Since you have done it unto one of the least of these my brethren, you have done it unto me.

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We’re all out drifting today (when I say “we” I mean my friends Phil and Tanner and my boyfriend Chris). It was my very first time and I rode in Phil’s ancient car that is louder than hell. No joke. That car screams no matter what speed its going. We went to a few different stops and I loved every second of it. It was so damn cool. But then we went to this little parking lot in the middle of scenic nowhere and started drifting. After the third hour that we had been out, we were all standing around both the cars just talking and Phil and Tanner were talking about body mass. Phil says how he’s never had boobs and Tanner agreed that he hadn’t either. I cracked some joke (that no one heard because they’re all bitches and don’t listen to me) about how I never really had boobs either. Then Chris said “hey guys, feel THESE boobs!” and puffed up his chest. This commenced a three way grope fest while I just stood there staring at the idiots I was with. Then Tanner turned to me, looked me dead in the face and said “Holy shit Ayslynn. I think of you so much as a bro that I almost grabbed you too!” I lost it. I fucking lost it. So guys, to make a long story (that probably wasn’t as funny to you as it was to me) short, I am officially a bro.

Plus we saw a rainbow on the way home and it was beautiful.

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didihearthereadyset:

So I accidentally said, “my crotch has a hole in it.” Instead of “my pants have a hole in them.” And this guy looked me dead in the eyes and whispered

"It’s called a vagina."

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Video 24 Apr 8,429 notes

she actually did

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treasure:

how to take a test: cry on the paper and the choice closest to your tear is the answer

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