being a pizza delivery driver is great because literally no one is disappointed to see you
he does nt even know
the economic state of america
deaf iranian girl who wears rather large, beautiful rings to punch the people who disrespect her
why is underwear so expensive like wtf its a sheet of fabric that covers ur dinky doo
ok but imagine harry giving teddy his invisibility cloak right before he leaves for hogwarts and telling him all about the mischief their dad’s used to get up to with it. teddy asking why he didn’t save it for james or albus or lily and harry just saying “well you’re the oldest it’s only fair” and for a second teddy forgets that he’s “just a godson” and really feels like a part of the weasley-potter family.
Antarctica from space
No fucking way. Fuck that shit.
Okay but Teddy Lupin performing a one-man show of all the shit that happened to his godfather in school
take a moment and picture this kid switching from red hair to blond to mock himself for being a Weasley three seconds before he changes to Harry to tell himself to stuff it
Imagine the wonder that is the Teddy Lupin one man theatre club
its so weird that one of the few things that completely and entirely unites an entire generation of jaded adults is an encyclopedic knowledge of spongebob quotes
one time i was trying to dirty talk with my ex boyfriend and i started saying ‘i’ve been a very bad girl’ and he said ‘why what have you done?’ and i didnt know what to say next so i just said ‘i’ve burnt down a house’
alright, put the money in the bag….
PUT IT IN
umm, you’re facing the wrong way, sir
ALRIGHT, GIVE ME THE MONEY